Good bye weekend

The weekend went by way too fast

Fast Weekend

I was going to go greyhound racing this weekend but decided against it…

They’re too fast. I’d never win.


My boss said, “I find it highly suspicious that you are only sick on weekdays.”

I said, “It must be my weekend immune system.”


Do you know why I stay up late on weekends?

Because sleep is for the week.


What do you think?


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